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July 13, 2006 Last week I went to San Antonio. Although the drive was long, it was totally worth it. In the car I watched 4 movies. Our hotel was called the Marriott River Center. It was a mall / hotel. The hotel was 37 stories high. We (my dad and I) were on floor 36 we had a corner suite which our friend Amanda Guinn (G- w- in) told us that the corner suites were the nicest looking. When we went to Sea World you could choose between having your picture taken with Shamu the killer whale or get kissed by a beluga whale or have your picture taken with a Sea Lion. My dad and I got our picture with Shamu and I got kissed by a beluga whale. We also went to the Alamo inside I did a scavenger hunt when I was was done I got an Alamo stamp. We got a tour of the Alamo (it wasn’t a tour just a long speech). I had a great time in San Antonio. I’m glad I got to go.
August 14, 2006 I just started school it was good the 1st week. Now not so good. But I like it. My teachers name is Ms. Stiles. My other teachers are Ms. Brunson and Ms. Kendall. Ms. Stiles is my math teacher. Ms. Kendall is my reading ,writing, and language arts teacher. My principal is Ms. Healey. Ms. Brunson is my social studies teacher and my science teacher.
September 29-30, 2006 September is always my favorite month because I know that I'm going to have a party sometime soon. When I say party I mean birthday party. The people who came to my party were kids named Nicole, Tiffany, Kylara, Gillian, Leslie, Haley, and me. The first person who arrived was Nicole. We waited for the others to come. when everyone except Kylara was there we played attack Trey, volleyball, tag with a plastic hammer, and yell Kylara until we fall over. Finally Kylara got there so we could go to the mall for a scavenger hunt. The team of Tiffany, Haley, Kylara, and Leslie got there first but they forgot 2 things so we thought the team of Gillian, Nicole, and me won. But we thought we should make it fair so we said both teams won. When we got home we had bacon wrapped steak, fruit salad, and fries for dinner. Finally the time we all waited for... we went in the hot tub. After the hot tub roasting marshmallows over a fire is what we did. Then it was midnight so we got in the tent and stayed up all night and for breakfast we had pancakes. Yum everyone loved them. But eventually everyone left it was the best party I ever had so I said so long great party. By the way Gillian was last to leave. September 29-30, 2006 I forgot to tell you a lot of things that happened at my party because I was saving them for this paragraph. Now my friend Nicole had to leave at midnight or 12:30 but by then we were in the tent trying to hide Nicole. But in a tent there is not many hiding places. Another person who had to leave was Kylara. Kylara had to leave because she got sick. It was sad for all of us. Even though Kylara tattled on us she gave us the gift of fun. She was always joking around and yelling in our ears if we fell asleep. September 29-30 again, 2006 For my birthday I got very cool presents. These are what I got and who I got them from. Tiffany gave me a Best friends Forever bracelet maker. Haley gave me the most beautiful snow globe you could ever imagine it was called the angel water snow globe. Kylara gave me a pixie stick, lip gloss that said boys stink, a camo hat that I searched all around town for, and a green shirt. Nicole gave me cheetah barrettes , a Radio Disney CD, and a stained glass maker. Leslie gave me a cute little cat wallet it was so cute I wanted to hug it. Gillian gave me the biggest and it was a bracelet maker, fifty cents, and a big pottery wheel it was so cool. Thanks so much to all my friends for helping me have a great party and giving me great stuff. October 10, 2006 I have 2 wonderful and amazing friends that I play with on a web site. On the website the girls nickname is Swimchix93 and the boy is lazer and something with alt codes. I always am asking my brother Trey ,are swim and lazer on? Sometimes he says yes and sometimes no. But what I really think of Lazer is he is a great friend even though he punishes me by calling me Keilsey. My true feelings about swim is she is a positive role model. Swim is nice, beautiful, intelligent, funny, and an amazing friend. I cannot wait until I get to see swim and lazer.
March 13,2007 I know I haven’t been writing in my blog for a while but that is going to change. The gossip between my friends and I is this. Okay maybe it is only between me, my mom and dad, trey, swim, lazer, and their family. Well the news is as I grow older I changed and I just made a huge commitment to get my ears pierced. I got them pierced at exactly 6:00 on March 10,2007. I got them pierced in San Antonio with my friends Swim and Lazer. Also I saw my third grade teacher in San Antonio. Even though I'm in fourth grade I still love seeing her. I had a great time in San Antonio I got to do alot of cool things. I am always happy to brag about places I've been. (FYI)
July 28,2007 I have been busy this summer so that’s why I haven’t written in you for a while. But tonight was the greatest night ever for me. I got to go to this huge concert at fair park. It was Aly and Aj, Drake Bell, Corbin Bleu, and Bianca Ryan. Just in case you didn’t know, Bianca Ryan won the 2006 America’s Got Talent. Which I actually tried out for with my best friend, Tiffany. Well anyway, she is an eleven year old who won a million dollars. Now back to the concert. Bianca opened up with a song called “I wish that” her next song was her newest rock song it really rocked the house but I do not remember what it was called. Her last song was her biggest hit that I think won her the million dollars, called “And I am telling you I’m not going”. Afterward she was outside signing autographs and doing pictures. I got her autograph and a picture with her. I LOVE YOU BIANCA! The next act was Corbin Bleu. He was awsome. He did this kicking karate act and then a song about homework. And much more. But for his big finale he left the stage and came back on to do “push it to the limit” my favorite song by him. The next act was Drake Bell. He was even cuter in person. He did tons of songs. These are the one that I know the names of: Makes me happy and the Drake and Josh theme song. His last song was like ten minutes long. But all his screaming girl fans were screaming through that song. I have to admit he was really good but not as good as Aly and AJ. They rocked and were my favorite. They did my two favorite songs by them, chemicals react and like whoa. At the end of the concert they did “do you believe in magic” as an encore. But my favorite, new, song by them was, “insomniatic” So, you see I had a lot of fun and when I got home my mom flipped out when she found out I got Bianca Ryan’s autograph. It was truly a great night and the memories will never end.
September 14, 2007 Hi people. What is going on? I know I haven’t written in you for a while. But I'll try to write a little more. It’s hard though when it’s so busy around here. Well here’s the latest scoop, it’s my grandparent’s 50th anniversary. Hard to be around someone that long ay? But the best part was I got to see my amazingly awesome cousin, Ms. Wesleigh heart breaker Gwinn. Dun, dun, dun. So I saw her. I also saw an old, old friend who I knew in preschool. But I didn’t know I knew her until that day. But anyway back to my cousin. She grew, AGAIN! I mean she was huge. I felt tiny. “But you are tiny” a Wesleigh Gwinn quote. So as you see my cousin is truly awesome. So in conclusion, she rocks.
September 20,2007 Yola. Hey yall. I have had a trouble sleeping night. Why, you ask. Because it was my birthday. I hope you tell me happy birthday. If you don’t it’d be rude. But it’s okay if you don’t because you probraly don’t know me. But I just wanted to get out it was my birthday. Now i’m 11. October 7, 2007 Yesterday was my awesome birthday party. I had it at justice just for girls. I had the rock idol birthday party. We played games and got our hair done. Then we had our nails done and our makeup and by the end we looked like real rock stars. I bet you’re asking, who is we? Well we are my friends. I wanted to have boys at my party but since it was at justice, JUST FOR GIRLS, nobody really wanted to come except for girls. But the people who came were me, Tiffany, Leslie, Meredith, Haley, and my parents. Though my parents didn’t get the makeover. (Did you notice Tiffany, Haley, and Leslie came again to my party?) I always invite them to my party. Well here’s the daily news. Haley for my birthday got me another webkinz. Now I have four. Though I named my newest one Trishah. Tiffany for my birthday got me a high school musical alarm clock. I like it alot. It also is a real working microphone. My friend Meredith bought me two cd’s one by Corbin Bleu, best male singer ever, and Vanessa Anne Hudgens. Then Leslie bought me a thing from the Texas state fair and it was not one of their corny dogs. It actually was a Kelsey dog tag. She also put it in this jeweled box. Then wrapped it in foil. (Okay...) So I had a great time at my party. See ya peeps. October 20, 2007 Hey peoples what’s happening? For me a lot. I just went to a math olympiad competition for my school. I did well but not perfect. But at least my school took 3rd in the district. Lakewood took first and Walnut hill took 2nd. But there’s not hard feeling between our schools. Now I know a lot of people may think math is for geeks. But i’d disagree. I think it is for anyone who can do it. So pretty exciting for me. Hey look on the bright side, our school got a giant trophy. That’s great, hey. So well ttyl. Kelsey out. November 7, 2007 Man I am dang tired of people stealing my words. Well I don’t mind that, but they use them wrong. So I am going to give you a lesson in dictionary. My words: Yola, a mixture of hola and yo, only to be used when greeting people on the phone. Yeow, not like meow but yow, only to be used when you are happy yet in pain. Upside backwards, only to be used when saying the way you are standing, in other words it’s the opposite of backwards. Shloogle, a word to be used as a replacement for radical. Crazilistic, example: my cousin is very crazilistic. It’s true. But it means bigger than super hyper or boy crazy. Candilistic, a word the boys in my class made up, meaning: girls are guy candy. So those are word definitions. Feel free to use the words whenever but use them correctly please. But now you won’t use them correctly because I told you to use them correctly. P.S. I will have these little dictionary things every now and then to get you caught up on the the shloogle or dang-a-duck things that happen. P.S. Dang-a-duck means darnet. November 9, 2007 By the way, Yola, can be used when greeting people on line too. So here is the deal. I was just sitting, staring at the wall trying to come up with ideas to talk about in my blog. I thought hey we could start a web show. But then I remembered my mom saying you can have a band if you don’t have a web show. So I really want a band. In fact I have already wrote the first song for the band. But I have been trying to get a way to combined them together. So if you have an idea tell me. I don’t know how and I don’t care how. Just do it. So ready, set, bye bye. P.s. I was dared to write that. November 19,2007 Hi everyone. Okay here is the deal my cat has a girlfriend. But that’s not the real news. The real news is that I had surgery today. Yodot.( That’s today backwards.) Yes I did. The people at the hospital were really nice. They operated very nicely. Of course I wouldn’t know that, I was asleep. Sad , eh.But what was even more sad was that when I woke up I had this awful taste in my mouth. It was disgusting. So after that my parents that I needed a reward, so they took me out to sushi, Yay! We went to hibachi-san in northpark mall, a.k.a the best mall ever. There we saw one of my best friends, Leslie. But back to sushi. I had no idea what kind of sushi it was, but I think it was a california roll covered in caviar. ( caviar is tiny fish eggs) It was so good. By the way, if you think sushi looks gross, try it and you’ll see it’s delicious. So afterward I felt like being lazy and sitting on my butt, the end. December 6, 2007 Heyo people. What’s crackilackin homies? Okay, I hate today for some reason. Maybe it is because one of my best friends, Gabi, got in trouble. But on the bright side she got to come over to my house to work on our science experiment. This happened to be Gabi’s very first science fair ever. Well that is because she used to be home schooled. But now I want to introduce you all to a new segment called... interviews with some of the coolest people in the world who just happen to be my best friends, so give it up. That is my new segment. Some people I will have on are my best friend Tiffany, My other best friend, Gabi, skater-boy blunder, maybe even my most awesome cousin, Wesleigh. I like pie. So tune in -- you’ll never know who you’ll meet. December 9,2007 Hey people it is I, the wonderful Kelsey. I am here with two incredible interviews. One with my very own Cat and one with my best friend, Tiffany. I am going to start off with my cat and then my friend. I am just going to set my kitty on the key board and let him type away. Hopefully he will know what to write. So with that, let’s begin. P.s. my cat is named Oliver. O= Oliver, K= Kelsey. K= Oliver, the world would like to know, what is your favorite color? O= hfdlgvleuuhfbgkrrobfabir K= What is your favorite number? O=9udjasio’fp[kg9- K= Why do you like being a cat? O= kvjbznfjdjkf;PIRNdkjf;rc.o’llkar K= Who is the prettiest girl you have ever seen before? O= pjfprftujvgb0943jdklsal;t K= what are your hobbies? O= sbbisacsiubakjbdjdoibvinlhg That concludes our interview with Oliver, now time for Tiffany .K= Kelsey T= Tiffany. K= What is your favorite pie? T= Recess pie, it is kind of creepy but oddly good. K= What is the worst thing ever? T= My little sister that bites me or Barney or both. K= Over Christmas break would you rather mud wrestle with your cat, eat a fruit cake from 1995, or try to be the editor of seventeen magazine? I personally would rather mud wrestle with my cat. How cool is that? T= try out for editor of seventeen magazine. How cool is that? K= What is the stupidest thing you have ever done before? T= Give my boy cat a girl’s name. Seriously I got it and thought is was a girl so I named it Mandy. Then I found he was a boy and renamed it Simba. (Kelsey randomly sticks her tongue out at Tiffany) K= Who does your hair? T= My aunt, Vickie. K= Where is the most disgusting place you’ve ever eaten at? T= This Korean restaurant. Seriously they put green beans in their sushi. K= Why do you think you are the coolest and funniest person ever? T= Because I am and I ROCK! ______ _____ ____ December 15, 2007 Hey people, what’s up? Trick question, when someone says what’s up you say “the sun, the sky, and the moon.” Okay now back to business. Did you know that my interviews are actually a search contest. I am searching for the coolest and funniest person on Earth. So if you want to be famous like Tiffany or Oliver, submit now. Okay but if you don’t know me or aren’t reading this, I don’t know what to tell you. So ha, ha, ha. Okay I will have lots of contests on my blog because I don’t just want to boar people about my totally amazing life. I just wanted to introduce that and tomorrow I will write something interesting tomorrow. December 21,2007 Hey people, happy winter solstice. Man right now it’s 4:45 and it’s already getting to be real dark. I guess that’s why it’s the shortest day of the year. Well today we got out of school, thank goodness. No homework, no more stress, no more teachers with a dirty mess. Well now every day these 2 and a half weeks I will be writing and telling yall about my adventures. I also may have some awesomely, fantabulous, interviews. So I suggest that you tune in between 2:30 and 7:00 and it will be up. It will most likely be up around 4:45 again. On Christmas we will change the home page and possibly add a new thing to the pictures section. I cannot wait. I hope this year will be one of the best hannakuhs, Christmas’, or whatever holiday you celebrate, one of the best ever. Thank you all, I hope that you’ll tune in so see you all. December 22, 2007 Heyo people. What is up? Heck yeah i’m gonna tell yall what I did today. Today I woke up and got online. I went to mindjolt.com. I played a gamed called “ bloons ” It is said to be addictive. It is really fun though. I encourage you all to try it out. Then I went down stairs and had an egg in a nest for breakfast. It was good in fact right now I can still smell the bacon that I ahd on the side. okay so after that I went out and rode my bike while my brother played on the computer. Later that day well right now it’s 4:50 and we went to target at 3:45 and then Justice afterwards. So we did our last minute Christmas shopping and for lunch I had a cranberry and orange muffin. Delicious! So now I have half an interview for you. I interviewed my friend, Nicole A. There is another Nicole that we call Nicole B. But here is our halfa interview. N= Nicole K= Kelsey K= What is your favorite type of pie? N= Pumpkin K= Amen sister! K= What’s the stupidest thing that you have ever done? N= Okay here’s the story, I was so obsessed with tootsie rolls that I was looking at them instead of paying attention to what was in front of me and so I ran into the wall and busted my head open. K= Where is the worst place that you have ever eaten at? N= this place called “The 50’s prime time cafe” at Disney world K= Why do you think that you are the coolest and funniest person an Earth? N= I don’t! I wrote a book and I said that the only way to be cool is not to say that you are cool. That concludes my halfa interview with Nicole A. Now just one more thing, I am going to prank call my friend Tiffany and then come back on in a minute and tell you what she said. I am also going to time it and every minute it takes I will add a dot so you’ll know how long it took. So here I go. , Aw shucks she didn’t answer and the comma means it took 30 seconds. Well I guess I will conclude and have another interview tomorrow. Peace out people. December 23, 2007 hey guys sorry I am writing so late because right now it’s 7:45 pm. I am over seven o’clock and I apologize in advanced. But better late than never. So what I did today was well had breakfast then I went to church. Shanté Buckly preached today and at the end gave us all Krispy Kreme doughnuts to give to a police station, a hospital to nurses, a fire department, etc. Any place that had to work on Christmas instead of being with their families. Next we had a little family drama and my brother lost his computer for the day. As you know he has an addiction to the computer. So he tried punishing himself by not eating lunch. So we came home and I watched a little television. Then about an hour later I decided to throw a little party for my brother and me. He really enjoyed it. Later we went to dinner. Straight from dinner I came to here. Now I tell you now about a few song that are Christmas songs. One is really funny. It is called “father Christmas” it is by the kinks. Next one is about the Africa famine. It is very spiritual and beautiful it is called “ do they know it’s Christmas at all” by Band-aid. Next one is called “ Christmas Wrapping” by The Waitresses. It is about how a girl and her boyfriend do not get along all the seasons until Christmas. Now we have another interview. It is with someone very close to my heart. I call her mommy. K= Kelsey M= Mommy K= What is your favorite type of pie? M= Cherry K= What is the worst thing ever? M= Having to watch “guy” movies. I stick to Chick-flicks. K= What is the stupidest thing that you have ever done? M= Walked into a pole and gave myself a HUGE black eye K= Who does your hair? M= Dawn at artistic salon, he’s the best K= Where is the worst place that you have ever eaten at? M=” The Varsity” hamburger place in Georgia. K= Why do you think that you’re the funniest and coolest person on Earth? M= All children under the age of 2 love me and think that I am very funny. So that concludes my interview with mommy. Now I am going to try and prank call Tiffany again. Remember a period means I was on 1 minute and every period stands for a minute. A comma means thirty seconds. So here I go. .., Yay, the only bad part is her mom answered and told her it was me so I couldn’t prank her. But I guess that I will try again tomorrow. So see you all tomorrow. Bye, Bye. P.s. Tomorrow I am going to try and squeeze in a dictionary lesson, so see you then. December 24, 2007 part 1 Hey yall I am going to squeeze in a dictionary lesson right now. So here are the words. Eerevocsid ( ee- re- vock- sed) It means cool or not cool (depends on how it is used in the sentence.) Sentence: Man, that shirt is so totally eerevocsid. That is the good way. Sentence 2: Hey nerd get out you are being to eerevocsid. That’s the bad way. Biblichoreography (bib- lay- cory-og- rofy) It means interpreted dancing while wearing a duck costume. Sentence: At Michelle Miller dance academy, I take biblichoreography. Sitsuoca (sit- chu- bocka) It basically means that you’re a hater of star wars. The word itself means hate star wars. Sentence: I sitsuoca, that terrible movie. Ryoudtoo (are- you- dee- two) Itself means love star wars. Sentence: I ryoudtoo also. Yranoitkip (he- ran- oy- t-kip) It means my cat ran out of cat nip. Poor kitty! Sentence: Ah man, Yranoitkinp now I have to go buy more. December 24, 2007 Heyo people. What is going on in the hizzouse? I have to now tell you about what I did today. I did eat breakfast. Blueberry bagels with butter to be exact. So I hung out then we left for the movie. I will tell you about it in my next segment. But before the movie we went to lunch. Us girls went to applebees. There was a really hot guy waitor serving us. The boys went to McDonalds. Look who wants oily skin. so we saw the movie and when we got home I watched an hour of TV then we left to take my brother to choir. After that we went wine shopping. EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now I am at home and tonight we are going to church and after church opening one of our Christmas presents and then save all the rest until tomorrow. Okay well the movie I saw was National treasure: book of secrets. I give it an A+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++. It was one of the best movies I have ever seen before. You all should see it. Now we have another interview with my friend Mike. He is so very cool. K= Kelsey M= Mike k= What is your favorite type of pie? M= Chocolate K= What is the worst thing ever? M= Stupid people K= What is the stupidest thing you do? M= Go out during winter still wearing a short sleeved shirt, shorts, and sandals. K= Who does your hair? M= Supercuts K= Where is the worst place you’ve ever eaten at? M= no where. I just prefer somethings more than others. K= Why are you the coolest and funniest person on Earth? M= Because I treat others equally. Wow! Well tomorrow I am going to interview Karen, his twin sister. Trust me, they think alike. Well it is time for our last segment. Prank calls. Remember ,= 30 seconds .= 1 minute Well here I go. , once again she didn’t answer. What is up with her? I don’t know but hey it’s tiffany that we are talking about here. Okay you all I think time is up I will see you tomorrow. Christmas of ‘07 Hey people, Merry Christmas. Happy 2 weeks over Hanukkah. So with this Christmas talk I have some news for you. If you go to Biancaryan.com you can hear her latest Christmas song “ a Christmas medley” it’s a mixture of her best Christmas songs. Now well today as usual I woke up and ate breakfast then we opened all of our presents. But before we saw what “Santa” brought us. He brought every one a sleeping bag. He brought me an amazing snow globe. It was gorgeous. We and this year I got a total of 8 presents. Last year I got 17. So mega difference. But some things I got that were worth a thousand other things. Like a $50 mall gift card or a $100 justice gift card. So we played Monopoly after that. My dad won. Not fair but after that we went to my grandparents and I hung with my cousins a little while. But I didn’t have the best time. It is confidential information. So I played a game over there that i’ll tell you about in my next segment. I was okay but still well okay. So the game I played was one everyone knows of, hockey. But it was miniature hockey sticks and a soccer ball. But that is a good example of what you can do. Take a sport and rearrange it. Like last time I played football. We tied plates to our heads as helmets, we played with a wibble wobble ball and instead of running across the line or making a field goal as a touchdown, we had to jump in ice. We did that in the middle of winter in 2005. I got a cold. But hockey is mostly kind of easy to learn and I think it is better being a girls sport then a boys sport. Well now we have another interview. It is with Mike’s twin, Karen. k= Kelsey K= Karen. Oh well um, Bk= big Karen Lk= little Kelsey. LK= What is your favorite type of pie? BK= Chocolate LK= What is the worst thing ever? BK= Hate LK= What is the stupidest thing that you have ever done? BK= tripped over a curtain. LK= Who does your hair? BK= Supercuts LK= Where is the worst place that you have ever eaten at? BK= No where, I just prefer other places then some LK= Why do you think that you are the coolest and funniest person on earth? BK= Because everyone loves me. I treat everyone the same. Wow! mike and Karen think a lot alike. Well that’s why they’re twins. Hey did you ever notice twins backwards is sniwt. ( sn-ew-t) Well the answers they had in common were Chocolate, Supercuts, No where I just prefer some places more than others. So 3 out of 6. That’s have their answers the same. Now yall I am going to prank call Tiffany again. Remember a . means 1 minute. A, means 30 seconds. If there is just a comma it means I got answering machine. So here I go. ..... wow! But she recognized my voice and somehow we got into a conversation and so I notice 5 minutes passed and I panic and said “ Merry Christmas” then hung up. So things didn’t go as planned. Well at least I tried. Now I just wanted to apologize for writing so late, again. So sorry. See yall tomorrow. December 26, 2007 Heyo peopo. So dudes what’s up? Fine and dudettes what’s up? So with that, i’ll get started. Today is a very short day and long in some ways. Well here’s how it went. I woke up at 9:03 am. I slept in late. When I woke up I played Bloons, I hoped you all tried it out. So I played that and had my breakfast later. Then I got so dang bored that I just started writing money and math stuff. It was disgusting. But I had been home a while and then my dad came and took us to whataburger. But I hate that place. So didn’t eat anything while my dad was trying to convince me that fast food is healthy. What a waste. While there my brother got sick. We brought him home and all that stuff. When we were home I called my mom and asked her to pick me up some Panda Express. she did and at home our new refrigerator came in. In fact it’s 4:58 and 20 minutes ago, exactly, they installed it. So then I called up all my friends and now i am here. So my next segment is trying something new. Now I know everyone has heard of this game. It is called Monopoly. I love it. I killed my dad in it. I was the iron. My dad was the hat and my brother was something. So I recommend it. Now I have yet another interview. It is with my good ‘ole friend Haley. H= Haley K= Kelsey K= What is your favorite type of pie? H= Ice cream pie K= What’s the worst thing ever? H= Barney! K= What’s the stupidest thing that you have ever done? H= Put poop on the walls K= Where is the worst place that you’ve ever eaten at? H= The 3 amigo’s K= Who does your hair? H= Mwah ( me) K= Why do you think that you are the coolest and funniest person on Earth? H= Because I can make people laugh so hard that they cry K= It is true. So that concludes our interview with Haley. Wasn’t she great? Wasn’t I great? Yes. that is from the studio audience. Now time to try and prank call Tiffany again. If you are a new viewer you need to know that a period = 1 minute and a comma = 30 seconds. So here I go. , Man she just never answers. But I will not give up. I will try to call until I get it right. But now before I say goodbye I need to tell you about my competition. Well I was actually trying to break the world record for going the longest without using the restroom I went 4 hours then my face turned red and I just had to go. But I didn’t but if you try to break a record let me know and I will post it right here and right now. So just give me some information and I will see it here tomorrow. By the way my view count for my last blog was 367 one of my highest. So thanks for making it such a big hit. See you all. December 28, 2007 Hey yall I am sorry for not writing. Busy, busy me. I also have had my computer down for the last few days. But tomorrow I will have three days worth of fun. I swear. So please, please join in. December 29, 2007 Hey yall I am so sorry that this happened. I was publishing and bam my computer froze and deleted all my new work. I am really sorry. I just made some hot spice tea to calm my nerves. Before all my hard work deletes again, I have some bad news. My interviewee dropped out. So now I have to introduce a new segment. I call it “ random facts” So now my volunteer, is my brother. So what I will do is give twenty seconds to let him write random facts about himself. So say yo to the people Trey. “ yo to the people” No Trey I will begin in twelve seconds. So go. I am Trey. I sneeze a lot. I am very “sociable supero” Time is up. So the thing in the parenthesis is meaning super sociable. Not likely. Now I will give you all three things to recommend. Well 3 things I am going to recommend to you. first thing is Landry’s seafood restaurant. It is delicious. El deliciouso. Next is the tomato. The tomato is a misunderstood vegetable or fruit. It is that only 49.9% of the world likes tomatoes. But I think that people should give them a chance for how healthy they are. Plus people say tomatoes improve your beauty. Wink, wink. Lastly I would like to recommend The sport and beauty of Cheerleading. It is not just for girls. A lot of guys do it to. It is not just for rich and snobby brats, it is for anyone that has talent. Anyone is capable of that talent. All you have to do is believe. Now I would like to tell about my days. The 27th: It was my parents anniversary. 21 years together. WOW! So that day was basic. We went looking for new bikes and at home I wrote, watched television, and played on the computer. That night we went to Landry’s seafood. Ring a bell. Then at home I was up until 1 am. What was I doing you ask? Well I as picking out an outfit for tomorrow which was the day I went to the NCA. ( national cheerleading association.) There in Dallas they were holding a cheering championship. The 28th: THE CHEERLEADING CHAMPIONSHIP ALL DAY! It was amazing and I looked so cute. The cheerleaders were awesome. WOW! Later that night we went to The Black Eyed Pea. It was so good. That is about my day. I do not want to get to detailed. Today: The finals of the NCA championship. Yay! They were great. But before that I went to a Girl Scout “ party”. Boring! Well we made fortresses and everything to try and hide from the parents and then we got caught. So that is when we left at the end to go to the championships. They were amazing. We had all these great teams. I loved it. Tulsa Union took 1st. YAY! They were my favorite team. A lot of teams were not to happy and a lot were really happy. But they were all really good. So later tonight I went to Taco Bell and ate. Great day ay. So now I have one last thing to do. So special thanks to Trey. Well thanks for tuning in. I will type tomorrow and so see ya. Peace out. Publications of Kelsey inc. Starring Kelsey. Spotlighting Kelsey. Typing by Kelsey. Funny thoughts by Kelsey. This blog by Kelsey. December 30, 2007 Hey yall I have been typing but my publisher just isn’t working. Now tomorrow I am not going to write here early tomorrow. I am going to write at 11:45 and try to publish it by midnight. So that ought to be cool. Now yall, here is was I did today. I was with Shante at church. She is our minister. We sat through listening to her preach and then at the end we had a happy new you celebration. It was a prayer and almost everyone in the room left crying. I didn’t though. Next we went to go get me and Trey haircuts. Mine actually looked pretty good. Then later we went to Chili’s it was not very good. Then my dad took us to random places because he knew that it would annoy us. I am getting really annoyed with him. That day was actually pretty boring. But I guess it was better than a lot of days I had. Now for trying something new. Well I am going to recommend. Trying a McFlurry. They may be from McDonalds, but they are pretty dang good. So that is why I recommend. Now I am going to have another “random facts” but it’s about myself. There are not a lot of things that you know about me so I am going to do a “random facts” for me. My brother will time for twenty seconds now I will start in twelve seconds. Ready, set, go. I like sea foam green. I like to watch football. I like to watch movies. Time’s up. So well today’s blog may be short but it is kind of cool to read. Especially if you were in a hurry. So adios amigos. Hey yall I am really sorry that I couldn’t finish my series. My publisher broke and I feel awful but from now on I will publish every week that I can. Thank you all for being so understanding. I hope you all had a merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. Plz read up on everything that you missed. I am truly sorry once again. JANUARY 21, 2008 EIGHT Hey yall welcome to Kelsey blog of 2008. This year will be last year yet twice as fun. This year I have noticed that we have to read for homework and a lot of kids just don’t know what to read anymore. Well you cannot say that anymore. Now I am going to start posting chapters for my new series “ bone chillers” I know exactly what yall are thinking “boring”. But the first chapter may be boring but hey I can guarantee it will have adventure, a pinch of spookiness, something funny, and it will be based on things that actually happened. But now it will be in it’s own twisted universe. So come join in and have laugh every now in then. Yall won’t be disappointed. So I will tell the rest tomorrow, guaranteed. Thanks peeps, bye. But now go ahead and read the first chapter. Bone chillers Story 1: the weird alarm
Chapter 1:
It turns out that they decided to go to Cici’s pizza for lunch. But it was just decided as they honked the horn at home to get Katie’s mom out for lunch. The second trip in the car Elise could’ve sworn she heard a strange voice gently whisper in her ear “We are coming to get you.” That to this very day scarred Elise forever. At Cici’s Katie had 5 slices of pizza and noodles and salad. She needs to watch her figure. Elise had a number of pizzas that nobody could count. Then came Cici’s award winning desserts, man those girls could eat. Then they went into the arcade after dessert and, well let’s say some drama happens, Katie’s crush happens to appear there. Uh-oh, Katie was in trouble now. But oddly he just came up to Katie this time and said “we are coming to get you.” Then he had vanished into thin air. Some other Mexican dude saw that and fell right out of his chair and passed away. Not out but away. The rest of the time at Cici’s they played games. Katie played: girly-girl rush 2, football know-it-all, and air hockey. Elise played: Yup-it-up, track derby 7, and air hockey. Then came the time again where they were to leave. Yes, forever and they were to never come back. Slowly, oh so slowly, walking toward the door. Swiftly and silently and I know I am being very dramatic. But before you read on I have one clue about my identity as being the narrator. I am a well rested girl my name will come up 3 times in the story. Who came you eliminate now with glory. So as the words “We are coming to get you” were said so many times, Katie and Elise knew that they were just on one of those prank shows, again. But the question was, were they? That may not ever be known but it may get to be known if you read the next chapter of the book. But first, please read the information below to learn a little more about Elise and Katie. This I promise will help you later in the book.
Katie “ heart-throb” Niwg: AGE: 12 and a half FAMILY MEMBERS: Mom, dad, and annoying brother, Shane. CRUSH: Ivan Ez FAVORITE COLOR: Hot pink, duh! FAVORITE #: 999,999 FAVORITE LETTER: K, H, T, or N. FAVORITE WORD: Totally PET PEEVE: chipped nails BFF: Elise Barrotomous STATUS: Mega girly-girl
Elise “ Fire-cracker” Barrotomous: AGE: 11 FAMILY MEMBERS: Mom, dad, 2 older sisters Mindy and Miranda, and older brother Carsh. CRUSH: nobody FAVORITE COLORS: black and white FAVORITE #: 1,111,111,111,111 FAVORITE LETTER: w FAVORITE WORD: dude PET PEEVE: Katie’s brother BFF: Katie Niwg STATUS: tomboy February 2, 2008 Hey peoples whats cracking. I am doing good. Thanks for asking. So sorry that I haven’t been writing lately. I’ve been trying out for private schools. Also the contest part 1 for the search for the coolest and funniest person in America is over. But only round one. The 3 winners who advance to round two are Oliver, Tiffany, and Nicole. I had hired 12 judges and those 3 were the most popular. But to everyone else, at least 2 judges voted for you. So it was pretty close and actually, there was a 5 way tie for 3rd. It was between Haley, Nicole, my mom, Mike, and Karen. So I think almost everyone is advancing. But the 1st place winner goes to Tiffany for this round. In fact next time I see her, I am going to let her redo my blog. So Oliver came in second. Let’s get a word about how thankful Oliver is. LFYUAFVE, yygf134793p//’ v ;o42p-5[66. Wow thanks Oliver. Very kind and sincere is probraly what he was trying to get out. But now, who would like to enjoy the next chapter of Bone Chillers? I hope you all said “me” because here it is. Bone Chillers Chapter 2: So they arrived at home, party. Well maybe not for long. “You are way too beautiful girl”, “ S.O.S. please somebody help me”, “ In the day, in the night”, “ where did I go wrong, I lost a friend somewhere along”, “Hey, hey, you, you, I don’t like your girlfriend”, where songs that they sang and listened to. “ Hey Elise, would you like to ride bikes?” asked Katie. “I would love to” said Elise. She would have said no if she knew what would happen next. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Well maybe nothing bad happened but still. They had to run inside every now and then. One was to get helmets. Two was to put away their phones. Three was to go to the restroom. Then it kept going on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on. Finally they were already to go and ride their bikes. But a distraction named Ivan Ez came along. “ why hello their” said Katie with a hair twirl. “ Hey who is your hot, I mean cute, I meand friend?” At that moment Katie knew Ivan was crushing on Elise so she took her hand and slapped him right across the face. “ What was that for” asked Ivan. Uh, oh Katie knew that she would have to lie. But with sudden quickness out bursted Elise, “ CAN’T YOU TELL SHE LIKES YOU?” Elise put a hand over her mouth and her eyes widened. Then without saying anything, Ivan ran away. “ Oh well back to biking” said Katie. She skipped along to her bike and they rode to their friends, the Rellingtons house, because they have a steep driveway but while going up Elise and Katie heard something and it sounded like a strange beeping noise. To be continued... but first here is some information about Ivan Ez. Ivan “ skater boy blunder” Ez Age: 13 Family members: Dad, mom, baby brother, older sister. Crush: Elise Barrotomous Favorite colors: Gold and Silver Favorite number: 8 Favorite letter: M Favorite word: hot Pet Peeve: Goths Bff: Freddy Teddy Piroth Status: girl heartbreaker So what does the future hold for bone chillers. Find out next time. February 23,2008 Wow! what a month. I have had such a big month that is has been hard for me to write all the time. But I did make a list of what I did. Check this out: Took 12 tests Had bowling party with friends Talked on the phone for hours a night Went to school (DUH!) Got some neat interviews Visited by grandparents Got what I think is a sinus infection went to the JFK museum Went to math competition Lots of TAG projects to do So I have been pretty busy. But I think by March that I will be back on track . Well here is a decision that I have made. I am going to quit bone chillers for a while. If you’re disappointed leave a complaint. Oh wait YOU CAN’T. Well right now I need to change size. Okay I think I did it. Dang my computer is acting up. Well now I have an interview. It is with a new friend named Crystal. She is the opening of part 2. So here she goes. K= If you could go back to any grade, what would it be? C= 6th grade, definitely K= what grade are you in? C= 8th, why? K= On a scale of 1-10, how much do you like math? C= um, 6. It’s not my favorite subject. But I like it a whole lot better then writing and science. K= What are your special talents?(ones you can go on FIGURE IT OUT for) C= I can put my legs on my shoulders and roll in a circle like that. By the way, love figure it out. K= If you could change your name to anything what would it be? C= well I like my name being a gem so probably, Diamond. K= How do you handle a bad situation? C= With other people or with me? K= Other people. C= Stay out of it. Don’t just take one person’s side or even get involved. Because in the end, you’ll be hurt too. K= Why do you think you are the coolest and funniest person an Earth? C= Quoting Tiffany: “Because I am and I rock” _____ ____ ___ by the way, Kelsey, I am a huge Tiffany fan. Get me an autograph, please!!! How was that for a good interview? It was, wasn’t it? A Tiffany fan. Hey that could be a new question for interviewing. Who is your favorite interview person? Well I don’t want to bore you so I am signing off. See ya, peeps. March 3, 2008 Heyo people. What’s shaking? Well a lot for me. I had my final math competition on Saturday. 48 schools were there.700 students were there. It was at Cross Timbers middle school. Over all I got 23rd in number sense ( math in your head), 19th in general math (8th grade math), and 5th in calculator (it’s harder than it sounds). Before the competition started I had a chat with my cousin. She told me to shut up and do math. Ooh, ooh, and that I suck eggs, now WES wants to sleep. So isn’t she the nicest person that you have ever met? Well when she’s tired she isn’t at least. So on Wednesday we take the TAKS test. It stands for Texas assessment of knowledge and skills. Or the way I refer to it, Teachers are killing students. So it’s a pretty bad test. This one is for reading. So to prepare myself, I have been reading an awesome book called “when Zachary Beaver Came To Town.” It’s pretty good. So without further ado, I have an interview. It is with a boy named Lee. I met him because he called me and it was the wrong number. K= If you could go back to any grade what would it be? L= Pre-k. Why do you ask? K= what grade are you in? L= 11th. WHY DO YOU ASK? K= On a scale from 1-10, how much do you like math? L= 2. WHY DO YOU ASK? seriously. K= What are your special talents? L= reading. WHY THE HECK DO YOU ASK. This blog has absolute no point to it. K= If you could change your name to anything, what would it be. WHY? L= Duncan. WHY DO YOU ASK??????????????????????? K= How do you handle a bad situation? L= I don’t. WHY DO YOU ASK? K= Why do you think you are the coolest and funniest person on Earth? L= I don’t. I AM SO HANGING UP NOW. WOW! He apparently did not like the questions. But whatever. That concludes today’s blog. Chow. March 7, 2008 Hey people. Tomorrow I leave for Hawaii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!So today Tiffany will not take over the blog. But she will when I get back. So just thought that you all need to know that. Aloha! March 22, 2008 Hey yall, I’m Tiffany, the coolest person on Earth.(other than Kelsey, she rocks!) I would like to thank Kelsey, Tammie, my parents, and my one and only fan, Crystal, you rock too. So... I heard I got to take over the blog today. (Kelsey answers) Well, isn’t that great? Back to the subject.... Yo Kels, what is the subject, oh yeah, ME. Well got a question from a friend, What makes me who I am? The thing that makes me who I am is that, I am the most beautiful girl in 5th grade, have a caring heart, a great personality, and am a great person. Don’t tell anyone, but I am not perfect. Dun, dun, dun! Isn’t that shocking? If it is all right with Kelsey next time, I want to interview my cat, Simba. Well I guess this is good bye people. Tomorrow Kelsey will be back so bye people, peace out. April 5, 2008 Hey people, what’s up? I hope you liked Tiffany takes over the blog. She was awesome! That is why she is my BFF. Along with Nicole and Mike and Karen and people. Wo at school there is a war between boys and girls so far the boys captured our leader, Tiffany. Now we, the girls, have 357 word phrases and 78 word/ number combinations. So we have a chance at winning. Now I am going to interview my brothers friend Jonathan. K= If you could go back to any grade, what would it be? J= I have no idea. K= what grade are you in? J= 9th K= On a scale from 1-10, how much do you like math? J= 0000000000.2, I hate math. K= what are your special talents? J= Poetry, drawing, music, and singing. K= If you change your name to anything, what would it be? J= Phoenix. K=How do you handle a bad situation? J= I don’t know, I just do. K= Why do you think you are the coolest and funniest person on Earth? J= I am not funny and I don’t think I am cool. Unless you know what I mean or do not know the real me, I am not cool. That concludes Jonathan, I personally think he’s cool and funny. So people thanks for coming and reading, see ya next time. May 13, 2008 I am so sorry Hey people, I am so very sorry I haven’t written in forever. I have been so tied up between friends, school, tests, reports, clubs, baby sitting, late night cramming, travels, and so much more. Seriously, I could make a full list of everything. Still I don’t feel like doing that. So, I have an idea of what I want to talk about, but I am not so sure that it is as interesting as an interview. Anyway, my school year is almost over yet almost beginning it feels like. We have 4 reports due on May 29,2008. But we do get class time to work on them. The reports are the worst part, the best part is all the rewards. On the last day of school we get to have a food fight, we have a choir contest planned, we have a choir pool party, we have a party day, we are doing teapots in art class, and we get to chill for ever more. So there is a lot of stuff going on now that we have only a week or two left of school. I am so excited for summer. I have a lot planned. So that is why I have been so very busy. So see you all later. BBBBBBBBYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
August 6, 2008 Man, I haven’t written in so long. I am sorry but we did miss the 2 year anniversary of my blog. So let us start it over to the day and then we will return to now. Warping Warping June 13, 2008 Welcome all peeps and people known to man. I have been oh so very busy this very hot summer. Everything going on. Heck! SCHOOL JUST GOT OUT ON THE 4TH! Oh well. Well to kick off tonight, we shall start off with some funny blonde jokes. 1. Ok, There was a blonde and she was tired of everyone thinking that blondes were stupid, and she didn't like all these jokes. To end the injustice, she decided to prove to the world that she was smart. 2. Ok, a blonde came up and asked someone "what does idk mean?" and they replied, "i dont know." 3. Ok, A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are walking in a park. The redhead notices a dead bird and goes "Ah look at the dead bird" 4. Ok, A blonde, a brunnette, and a red-head walk into a beauty salon. In the salon there was a magical mirror, and if you told a lie while looking into it you were sucked into a vortex of nothingness. If you told the truth, nothing happened. 5. Ok, Two blondes are driving to Disneyland. They come to a fork in the road with a sign that says, "disneyworld left" so the blondes went home.
7. Ok, Two blondes are walking in the park, when they spy a pile of dog do-do (my language is going to be polite). The first blond says, "Hey watch out! Don't step on that! That looks like dog poo!" 8. Ok, Okay a blonde went to a store and pointed and said "can i buy that tv over there?" the manager says "I don't speak blonde" So the blonde goes home and puts on a black wig. She went back to the store and the same person and asked "can I buy that tv over there?" so the manager says " I don't speak blonde". So the blonde goes home and dies her hair red and goes back to the store to a different person and asks "can I buy that tv over there?" and the person says "sorry I don't speak blonde" and so the blonde goes "how does everyone know that I am blonde?" so the lady replies "because that's not a tv, that's a microwave"
Okay a blonde went to a store and pointed and said "can i buy that tv over there?" the manager says "I don't speak blonde" So the blonde goes home and puts on a black wig. She went back to the store and the same person and asked "can I buy that tv over there?" so the manager says " I don't speak blonde". So the blonde goes home and dies her hair red and goes back to the store to a different person and asks "can I buy that tv over there?" and the person says "sorry I don't speak blonde" and so the blonde goes "how does everyone know that I am blonde?" so the lady replies "because that's not a tv, that's a microwave"
A blonde wearing earphones went inside a hair salon. She wanted curls She sat down and told the stylist, no matter what, DO NOT TAKE OFF THE EARPHONES! The stylist thought this was odd, but went on curling the blonde's hair. The blonde had fallen asleep, but the stylist needed to take off her earphones. She did and almost immediately, the blonde died. The stylist put on the earphones and heard a calm voice saying, "Breathe in, breathe out." Okay, even if you are blonde, like me, don’t feel offensive. They were just for fun and to be funny. Blonde jokes are my favorite kind. Well. That is basically all I have except for the 1 green head joke I have. My friend made it and it is kind of gross but really funny. So here it goes. so three dudes walk into the a salon. 1 has purple hair, 1 has blue hair, & the other has green hair. a woman wanting an extreme color job asks: how'd u all get your hair those vibrant colors? the purple dude says: i dyed it. the blue dude says: i color sprayed it. the green dude swipes his runny nose with his hand, smoothes his hair & says: it's natural. Well, what do you think? Got any better jokes? Let me know. Later people. Warping Warping okay and we are back. So, how did you like that? Well I got to go right now so it will have to be next time. Bye! P.s. This blog will be cancelled until August 26, 2008. Thanks for your cooperation. August 26, 2008 Today, for me, was extremely scary. As I left all of my good friends behind, I moved to my new school, St.Johns Episcopal School. I had no friends and no clue where anything was and I was in Middle School. So it was tough but I am getting the hang of it and it is getting pretty fun. My favorite period was most likely literature. The teacher was fun and I am hoping for a great year. Even though school was fun, I miss all of my friends. It is really hard letting go and thinking that I may never see some of them again. I most likely won’t ever see: Camille, Brianna, Trena, Brandi, Riley, Zach, Gabi, Gabby, Naila, or Zaq. I am am glad I most likely won’t ever see: Kirubel, Trena, Jacob, or Jazz. It is just so hard making this big of a change in my life. It was very scary but I will survive. I am happy to know that today was just the first day and that it will dramatically change over the years. My schedule is rough. It is a little different every day. The classes I am taking are(over all): Homeroom, science, art, music, health, P.E., French, Social Studies, Language Arts, Literature, Math, Chapel, lunch, break, recess, and advisory. It will be kind of hard keeping up with everything but it is a ok with me. Well most schools in my area started yesterday. It looks rough for them too. Well, remember, 6th grade rocks and now I am off the clock. See ya. )ctober 11, 2008 Sorry, I haven’t written here in forever. I have still been adjusting to my new school and have been loaded with homework, sports, and clubs. But atleast I am here now. FIRST topic of discussion leads to “how to leave a comment” My awesomeest friend, Tiffany, told her friends bout my blog and they liked it. So, how you can leave a comment is: 1. Go to the sites home page 2. Scroll down until you find my parent’s email addresses. 3. Click on my mom, Terri Gwinn’s, email address. 4. Title your comment “ Forward to Kelsey” 5. Leave your comment. Okay, you leave your email to my mom because I said so. If you write that, before reading it, she will send me the comment and I shall post it. You can tell why you like the blog, hate it, or if you just have a question, I am your girl! SECOND topic of discussion is that my friend(s) Meghan and me are going to start a totally awesome web show tomorrow, I believe. We are going to be doing silly stuff and have our awesome friends on it. We were going to have Tiffany on it but she never responds to my phone calls. So, Tiff if you are reading this, ANSWER THE PHONE NEXT TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Our webshow is going to be in the videos section of the site hopefully. We might even put them on other site like youtube. So that is one thing you can comment on. If you like that Idea or not. LASTLY: I am holding a contest! It is called the biggest fan award. It is going to be a series of questions about my blog and it is to see who can answer them best. If you are a true fan, I know you won’t just come and look up the answers, you already know them. Well, if you would like to enter send me an email. I will give you the rules and guidelines and everything else. ENTER! Do it, do it now!!!!!!!!!! Okay, peeps, that is all for today, see you next time I see you.
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